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A "message" from Message - Never Heard Creation Explained This Way Before !!!

 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the
 Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli,
 cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
 vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
 long and healthy lives.

 Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
 Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan
 said, "You want chocolate with that?"
 And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as
 you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained
 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

 And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman
 might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And
 Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
 sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman
 went from size 6 to size 14.

 So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
 presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons
 and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman
 unfastened their belts following the repast.

 God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
 vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And
 Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
 chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
 platter. And Man gained more weight and his
 cholesterol went through the roof.

 God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named
 it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan
 then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's
 Food."

 God then brought forth running shoes so that His
 children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan
 gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not
 have to toil changing the channels. And Man and
 Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue
 light and gained pounds.

 Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
 fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled
 off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
 into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained
 pounds.

 God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume
 fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And
 Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
 cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
 And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And
 Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac
 arrest.

 God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

 *Then Satan created HMO's** LOL

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Published Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:41 PM by Hugh Message